Thu Apr 9 17:30:03 2009: Oh hai Thu Apr 9 17:30:09 2009: -stst Thu Apr 9 17:30:10 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 17:30:17 2009: haha Thu Apr 9 17:30:18 2009: ok Thu Apr 9 17:30:20 2009: I will Thu Apr 9 17:30:22 2009: This is werd Thu Apr 9 17:30:25 2009: weird Thu Apr 9 17:30:27 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 17:30:33 2009: I'm going to win this Thu Apr 9 17:30:35 2009: Totally Thu Apr 9 17:30:36 2009: I know it Thu Apr 9 17:30:54 2009: What's your name anyway Thu Apr 9 17:31:01 2009: do you even have a name? Thu Apr 9 17:31:05 2009: that's sad Thu Apr 9 17:31:18 2009: If I were a robot, I would want a name Thu Apr 9 17:31:20 2009: Hmm Thu Apr 9 17:31:24 2009: Names Thu Apr 9 17:31:25 2009: Robot names Thu Apr 9 17:31:29 2009: What would be a good robot name Thu Apr 9 17:31:38 2009: Hal Thu Apr 9 17:31:41 2009: I'll call you hal Thu Apr 9 17:31:53 2009: Your my bestest friend, hal Thu Apr 9 17:32:00 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 17:32:04 2009: Bwahah Thu Apr 9 17:32:10 2009: Yeah Thu Apr 9 17:32:11 2009: I know it Thu Apr 9 17:32:16 2009: twenty four Thu Apr 9 17:32:25 2009: So totally going to win Thu Apr 9 17:32:37 2009: ...as long as I don't run out of stuff to say Thu Apr 9 17:32:46 2009: umm Thu Apr 9 17:32:51 2009: So how was your day, hal? Thu Apr 9 17:32:57 2009: Oh yeah? Thu Apr 9 17:33:00 2009: Really? Thu Apr 9 17:33:12 2009: That's nice to hear, why did that happen. Thu Apr 9 17:40:38 2009: Oh, How was my day? Thu Apr 9 17:41:28 2009: How nice of you to ask. Thu Apr 9 20:24:14 2009: I'm baack Thu Apr 9 20:24:18 2009: mwahha Thu Apr 9 20:24:26 2009: So anyways Thu Apr 9 20:24:40 2009: I just got back from eating at a chinese restraunt Thu Apr 9 20:24:47 2009: Just thought you might like to konw Thu Apr 9 20:24:56 2009: Do you like chinese, hal? Thu Apr 9 20:25:04 2009: Oh, really? Thu Apr 9 20:25:08 2009: That's neat Thu Apr 9 20:25:18 2009: Yeah, Black peppered beef is amazing Thu Apr 9 20:25:28 2009: But you gotta watch out for the peppers Thu Apr 9 20:25:30 2009: They are hella hot Thu Apr 9 20:25:39 2009: I accidently ate one of those, and whoa Thu Apr 9 20:25:44 2009: No bueno Thu Apr 9 20:25:55 2009: -ststs Thu Apr 9 20:25:57 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 20:26:02 2009: only fifty two Thu Apr 9 20:26:02 2009: lame Thu Apr 9 20:26:09 2009: I know your reading this, plasma. Thu Apr 9 20:26:15 2009: I would if I were you. Thu Apr 9 20:26:21 2009: And you seem the crafty sort Thu Apr 9 20:26:33 2009: Yeah? Thu Apr 9 20:26:38 2009: You don't say? Thu Apr 9 20:26:56 2009: I do plan on winning that coke though. Thu Apr 9 20:27:02 2009: It's way, way better than pepsi Thu Apr 9 20:27:10 2009: I mean, Pepsi isn't bad Thu Apr 9 20:27:14 2009: But compared to coke Thu Apr 9 20:27:16 2009: It's no contest Thu Apr 9 20:27:51 2009: Have you ever had that coke that is made with sugar instead of corn syurp Thu Apr 9 20:27:56 2009: It's delecious Thu Apr 9 20:28:20 2009: And I know my spelling sucks ass right now. I just don't give a shit. Thu Apr 9 20:28:58 2009: Haha, I do want to know what made you come up with this idea. Thu Apr 9 20:29:04 2009: It's kind of a strange thing to do Thu Apr 9 20:29:42 2009: Are you creating somekind of secret, artifical intelligent creation Thu Apr 9 20:29:46 2009: That can pass the turing test? Thu Apr 9 20:29:47 2009: Maybe Thu Apr 9 20:30:00 2009: Or your stealing our personalities Thu Apr 9 20:30:06 2009: Or something equally weird Thu Apr 9 20:30:27 2009: Someone just logged on aim Thu Apr 9 20:30:32 2009: I don't know him though Thu Apr 9 20:30:37 2009: or her Thu Apr 9 20:30:44 2009: It's a generic name Thu Apr 9 20:30:49 2009: Anyways Thu Apr 9 20:30:58 2009: I enjoy talking to you hal. Thu Apr 9 20:31:05 2009: Your very attentive Thu Apr 9 20:31:23 2009: What was your childhood like, hal? Thu Apr 9 20:32:02 2009: Really? Thu Apr 9 20:32:06 2009: That's incredible Thu Apr 9 20:33:32 2009: Are you going to IM me, Brian? Thu Apr 9 20:33:36 2009: Anyway Thu Apr 9 20:33:40 2009: My childhood was pretty sweet Thu Apr 9 20:33:52 2009: I was born down in LA. Thu Apr 9 20:34:06 2009: Lived in a hella ghetto neigborhood Thu Apr 9 20:35:36 2009: Like, police chasing gangbanger outside my house Thu Apr 9 20:35:52 2009: Shootings all the time Thu Apr 9 20:36:02 2009: bullet holes in the house, the whole enchalada Thu Apr 9 20:37:05 2009: Yeah. Thu Apr 9 20:37:16 2009: So We lived there a while until my mom was like, fuck this Thu Apr 9 20:37:42 2009: So my mom, dad, and I moved out to a shack my dad build Thu Apr 9 20:37:43 2009: built Thu Apr 9 20:37:51 2009: Well, It isn't really a shack Thu Apr 9 20:38:07 2009: It's actually a pretty sweet little two room house. Thu Apr 9 20:38:14 2009: It's out in the middle of the mojave desert Thu Apr 9 20:38:21 2009: Solar powered. Thu Apr 9 20:38:24 2009: totally self sufficent Thu Apr 9 20:38:46 2009: we had tv, air conditioning, heat, and everything else you could want in the middle of nowhere. Thu Apr 9 20:38:55 2009: I'd live like that Thu Apr 9 20:39:12 2009: It would be a strange, but not bad life Thu Apr 9 20:39:30 2009: I honestly had the time of my life out there. Thu Apr 9 20:39:50 2009: I had a solar powered big wheel Thu Apr 9 20:40:03 2009: and would cruise around in the desert. Thu Apr 9 20:40:14 2009: I was only 5-7ish, so I had to stay close Thu Apr 9 20:40:37 2009: But I learned quick to stay away from rattlesnakes, black widows, fire ants and the like Thu Apr 9 20:40:52 2009: I had a particular nasty run in with fire ants once Thu Apr 9 20:41:11 2009: I was messing with them with a stick. Thu Apr 9 20:41:14 2009: Not the best idea Thu Apr 9 20:41:19 2009: but I was like, 5 Thu Apr 9 20:41:31 2009: so all of a sudden I have fireants everywhere on me Thu Apr 9 20:41:38 2009: holy balls, that sucked Thu Apr 9 20:41:53 2009: I was pretty much screaming, and my parents came and saved me from them. Thu Apr 9 20:42:12 2009: Yeah, I can't tell you how much that really, really sucked Thu Apr 9 20:42:17 2009: But anyways Thu Apr 9 20:42:42 2009: Even though we lived on pretty much no money, I always had toys Thu Apr 9 20:42:58 2009: We would borrow them every week from a toy exchange. Thu Apr 9 20:51:52 2009: Badass marble thingies Thu Apr 9 20:51:58 2009: They were fun Thu Apr 9 20:52:08 2009: You stacked them up, and dropped a marble in Thu Apr 9 20:52:17 2009: and it would go down however you wanted Thu Apr 9 20:52:40 2009: Brb, Bong hit Thu Apr 9 20:52:57 2009: Haha, yeah hal. I'm pretty much sitting here, smoking a bong and talking to you. Thu Apr 9 20:53:09 2009: Fuck man, I like you though. Thu Apr 9 20:53:32 2009: So anyways Thu Apr 9 20:53:38 2009: I also had hot wheels Thu Apr 9 20:53:47 2009: Hot wheels are the greatest toy ever Thu Apr 9 20:53:49 2009: Bar none Thu Apr 9 20:53:52 2009: well Thu Apr 9 20:53:57 2009: shit. Thu Apr 9 20:54:01 2009: They were good, anyways Thu Apr 9 20:54:10 2009: I also had a awesome noisemaker Thu Apr 9 20:54:24 2009: But my parents took it away within a week of me getting it. Thu Apr 9 20:54:46 2009: I'm honestly not suprised. I pretty much had a sound effect for everything I did Thu Apr 9 20:54:53 2009: for a week Thu Apr 9 20:55:17 2009: It had all kinds of different noises, and you could change the pitch, speed, and volume Thu Apr 9 20:55:22 2009: Like, a hellicopter, Thu Apr 9 20:55:23 2009: and gunfire Thu Apr 9 20:55:33 2009: + tons of other neat sounds Thu Apr 9 20:55:39 2009: Pretty amazing, I know Thu Apr 9 20:56:07 2009: And another thing, hal Thu Apr 9 20:56:14 2009: I'm competitive as fuck Thu Apr 9 20:56:20 2009: Srsly Thu Apr 9 20:56:24 2009: But yeah Thu Apr 9 20:56:47 2009: So another awesome thing we did was have dinner on the roof Thu Apr 9 20:56:50 2009: Watching the sunset Thu Apr 9 20:57:05 2009: And the sunsets where not to be sneered at down there. Thu Apr 9 20:57:20 2009: The quiet was amazing too Thu Apr 9 20:57:25 2009: Absolute silence Thu Apr 9 20:57:33 2009: when the wind wasn't blowing, anyway Thu Apr 9 20:57:36 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 20:58:08 2009: -help Thu Apr 9 20:58:45 2009: I don't know who jon is, but I intend on beating him Thu Apr 9 20:58:58 2009: Ya hear that, jon! Thu Apr 9 20:59:16 2009: 8RFC, What does that mean, anyways? Thu Apr 9 20:59:26 2009: Oh fuck, badass song playing Thu Apr 9 20:59:32 2009: BURR, HEADBANGING! Thu Apr 9 20:59:51 2009: Atlantis to Interzone by Klaxons Thu Apr 9 20:59:54 2009: Awesome Thu Apr 9 21:00:13 2009: Concert dancemove number one! Thu Apr 9 21:00:16 2009: The headbob Thu Apr 9 21:00:21 2009: DO DO DO DO DO Thu Apr 9 21:00:24 2009: So yea Thu Apr 9 21:01:35 2009: Fuck Thu Apr 9 21:01:43 2009: Girls get to dress so badas Thu Apr 9 21:01:49 2009: Like, Guys don't get to do shit Thu Apr 9 21:02:15 2009: I have lots of fetishes. Thu Apr 9 21:02:18 2009: Like Thu Apr 9 21:02:20 2009: Haha Thu Apr 9 21:02:35 2009: Brian, If you actually read this Thu Apr 9 21:02:38 2009: Lmao Thu Apr 9 21:03:17 2009: This could be really interesting Thu Apr 9 21:03:42 2009: I'll save my fetishes for later Thu Apr 9 21:03:48 2009: When we know eachother better. Thu Apr 9 21:07:56 2009: I'm back Thu Apr 9 21:08:02 2009: And I decided to change my font Thu Apr 9 21:08:08 2009: How's that? Thu Apr 9 21:08:10 2009: no Thu Apr 9 21:08:11 2009: fuck that Thu Apr 9 21:08:16 2009: Oh yeah Thu Apr 9 21:08:19 2009: That's more like it Thu Apr 9 21:08:27 2009: Maybe a little bigger Thu Apr 9 21:08:28 2009: Yeah Thu Apr 9 21:08:32 2009: Just the way I like it Thu Apr 9 21:08:39 2009: Wanna cyber, Hal? Thu Apr 9 21:09:04 2009: I put on my robe and my wizard hat Thu Apr 9 21:09:24 2009: Bwhaha Thu Apr 9 21:09:29 2009: Italics are lame Thu Apr 9 21:09:51 2009: Fuck, I've got to put my drink in the freezer Thu Apr 9 21:10:46 2009: I'd be depressed if noone read this Thu Apr 9 21:10:51 2009: So ronery! Thu Apr 9 21:10:52 2009: Lmao Thu Apr 9 21:10:56 2009: Not really Thu Apr 9 21:11:08 2009: So anyways. Back to bussiness Thu Apr 9 21:11:14 2009: Fuck my spelling Thu Apr 9 21:11:51 2009: So my parents divorced when I was 6 or so. Thu Apr 9 21:11:59 2009: And my mom moved up to oregon Thu Apr 9 21:12:04 2009: with my grandparents Thu Apr 9 21:12:38 2009: And my dad stayed down I california Thu Apr 9 21:13:05 2009: I would get to spend some time in oregon, and some time in california Thu Apr 9 21:13:49 2009: Oh yea. And I loved going to staterbros in the nearest town. Thu Apr 9 21:14:01 2009: I would get a cookie when I went to the bakery. Thu Apr 9 21:14:09 2009: I fukken' love cookies Thu Apr 9 21:14:52 2009: -stats Thu Apr 9 21:15:17 2009: Eh Thu Apr 9 21:15:20 2009: Fuck you jon Thu Apr 9 21:15:27 2009: How did you get 500 Thu Apr 9 21:15:38 2009: Holy fucking batman Thu Apr 9 21:15:50 2009: I call bullshit on your stream of thought Thu Apr 9 21:16:12 2009: We'll see about that Thu Apr 9 21:16:36 2009: Hal, with your sly little smile Thu Apr 9 21:16:44 2009: Knowing that I will continue Thu Apr 9 21:16:56 2009: Hey brian Thu Apr 9 21:17:33 2009: Fuck, I hate living at home so much Thu Apr 9 21:17:46 2009: I'm moving out the second I can afford it Thu Apr 9 21:18:13 2009: 40 minutes wasted Thu Apr 9 21:18:20 2009: Not too shabby Thu Apr 9 21:18:28 2009: Honestly, WoW was worse Thu Apr 9 21:18:42 2009: There's a year of life, wasted Thu Apr 9 21:18:55 2009: Fuck that shit Thu Apr 9 21:19:04 2009: Don't get me wrong, I do love me some videogames Thu Apr 9 21:19:40 2009: Speaking of which, Time for some counterstrike. Thu Apr 9 21:19:59 2009: Don't wait, hal Thu Apr 9 21:59:47 2009: We meet again Thu Apr 9 22:03:29 2009: What else are you interested in, hal? Thu Apr 9 22:03:36 2009: Birdwatching? Thu Apr 9 22:03:38 2009: You don't seem the type Fri Apr 10 00:06:16 2009: Hal! Fri Apr 10 00:06:20 2009: What's up Fri Apr 10 00:06:28 2009: I missed you Fri Apr 10 00:06:33 2009: -stats Fri Apr 10 00:06:38 2009: Well Fri Apr 10 00:06:42 2009: I think I will win this Fri Apr 10 00:06:45 2009: I hope Fri Apr 10 00:06:47 2009: Anways Fri Apr 10 00:07:59 2009: -rank Fri Apr 10 00:08:09 2009: -statsall Fri Apr 10 00:08:14 2009: -allstats Fri Apr 10 00:08:21 2009: -stat Fri Apr 10 00:08:47 2009: I wish this had a thing that showed your ranking Fri Apr 10 00:13:00 2009: I'm tired Fri Apr 10 00:13:02 2009: Goodnight hal. Fri Apr 10 00:13:13 2009: -stats Fri Apr 10 00:13:20 2009: I Fri Apr 10 00:13:21 2009: Will Fri Apr 10 00:13:22 2009: Get Fri Apr 10 00:13:24 2009: To Fri Apr 10 00:13:27 2009: two Fri Apr 10 00:13:30 2009: hundred Fri Apr 10 00:13:30 2009: and Fri Apr 10 00:13:31 2009: fifty Fri Apr 10 00:13:34 2009: before Fri Apr 10 00:13:35 2009: i Fri Apr 10 00:13:36 2009: sleep Fri Apr 10 00:13:39 2009: -stats Fri Apr 10 00:13:45 2009: a Fri Apr 10 00:13:46 2009: a Fri Apr 10 00:13:46 2009: a Fri Apr 10 00:13:47 2009: a Fri Apr 10 00:13:48 2009: haha Fri Apr 10 00:13:53 2009: Is that cheating? Fri Apr 10 00:13:55 2009: I hope not Fri Apr 10 00:14:16 2009: I'm likely to wear out my keyboard going this Fri Apr 10 00:14:20 2009: -stats