A Real Telephone (Not a Cell Phone) Corded, cordless, you pick. But it can't be your cell phone! There are 5 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

A Stapler There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Plasma2002)

A Swimming Pool There are 4 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

A very big book There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Plasma2002)

Get a job, you bum! There are 5 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Moon Child)

Jeez, someone has issues. I'll just slowly walk away and not say anything. There are 7 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Plasma2002)

Large amounts of cash There are 4 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

McDonald's There are 4 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Plasma2002)

Places to Stick Your Gum I've always just stuck my gum to the bottom of my desk. I never realized there were so many other creative places to put it. There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

Publicly Display Your Name Larger is better! The more exposure you have to the public, the more brownie points you get! There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Cecil)

Take a Picture of Yourself in the Mirror There are 5 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

Treating Your Pet as a Human Please pass the poupon... Err, I mean *woof-woof* There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Sarah)

Your Computer Do you have an ancient adding machine, or a futuristic fragging machine? There are 3 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Plasma2002)

Your local sandwich artist. Who is the guy or girl in your area that makes that fresh sub for you? There are 4 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Cecil)

Your Luxury Car Whether it be an Aston Martin, or that jalopy you remember as a kid, show us your idea of the perfect luxury car. There are 5 images in this topic (First place was awarded to Moon Child)